A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down.

A depressed man sits at a bar, ordering six double brandies. He tells the bartender he just found out his dad is gay. The next day, he returns, more dejected, and shares that his son is gay too. On the third day, utterly defeated, he orders again. The bartender, concerned, asks if anyone in his family likes women. Downing his drink, the man mutters, “Yeah… my wife.”