A blonde and a brunette decided to r.o.b a bank

A brunette and a blonde planned a bank robbery. The brunette drove to the bank, reviewed the plan, and told the blonde, “Be in and out in 5 minutes!” The blonde entered but took forever. Finally, she burst out, alarms blaring, dragging a safe tied with a rope, chased by a guard with his pants down, fumbling for his gun. The blonde struggled to load the safe, gave up, and jumped into the car. They sped off, leaving the safe behind. The brunette screamed, “What happened?!” The blonde insisted she followed the plan. The brunette yelled, “You idiot! You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe!”

In another tale, rich blonde Carolyn bought a Jaguar XKR Sport. It worked fine during the day but wouldn’t move at night. Frustrated, she called a technician, who found no issues. He asked if she used the right gears. Offended, Carolyn snapped, “Of course! I use D for day and N for night!”

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