A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down.

A depressed man enters a bar and orders six double brandies. The bartender, noticing his mood, asks, “Rough day?” The man sighs, “I just found out my dad is gay.” The next day, he returns, looking worse, and orders the same. The bartender asks, “What happened now?” The man replies, “My son is gay too.” On the third day, he stumbles in, utterly defeated, ordering another six double brandies. The concerned bartender leans in, “Jeez, man, does anyone in your family like women?” Downing his drink, the man mutters, “Yeah… my wife.”