When Husbands Get Too Clever

One evening, a husband teased his wife, saying, “Maybe we should wash your clothes in Slim Fast to take inches off your backside!” She stayed quiet. The next morning, he found powder in his underwear. “April, why’s there talcum powder in my boxers?!” he shouted. From the bathroom, she replied sweetly, “That’s not talcum powder, honey—it’s Miracle-Gro.” Hope this made you smile! Have a great day!