A Christmas Test at Heaven’s Gates

Three men find themselves at the pearly gates of heaven on Christmas Eve. Saint Peter meets them with a stern look and a challenge.
“To get into heaven tonight, you each need to show me something that represents Christmas.”

The first man digs into his pockets, pulls out a match, and lights it. “This is a Christmas candle,” he says with a hopeful smile.

“Impressive,” Saint Peter says and waves him through.

The second man reaches into his jacket and jangles a set of keys. “These are Christmas bells,” he grins.

Saint Peter nods, letting him pass.

Then, the third man steps up, pulling out a pair of red panties.

Puzzled, Saint Peter asks, “And what on earth do these have to do with Christmas?”

The man smirks, “They’re Carol’s.”

 

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