Misheard Blossoms

As the blonde and brunette continued their walk, the brunette’s frustration grew. “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air,” she sighed, dreading the inevitable. The blonde, puzzled, tilted her head and replied, “Don’t you have a vase?” The brunette burst into laughter, realizing her suggestive remark had been hilariously misheard.

The two friends decided to peek inside the shop. The boyfriend, unaware of their presence, was carefully selecting a bouquet, muttering about making amends for a forgotten anniversary. The brunette’s mood softened—perhaps the flowers weren’t just a prelude to obligation. Inspired, the blonde suggested they buy him a vase as a playful gift. They giggled as they picked out a quirky one, planning to surprise him with it. Later, at a café, the brunette thanked the blonde for turning her grumble into a laugh, their friendship blooming stronger than ever. The vase became a symbol of their shared humor, a perfect ending to a misheard moment.