STORY LITTLE GIRL SHOCKED EVERYONE WITH HER ASSIGNMENT, INCLUDING THIS TEACHER – Funny

A fifth-grade teacher assigned her class to share a story with a moral from their parents. The next day, students took turns. Susie shared, “On our farm, I collected eggs, but tripped and broke them all. Moral: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” Billy said, “Our farm’s incubators lost power in a storm, ruining our eggs. Moral: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” Then Janie spoke, “My dad told me about Mom, a Marine pilot in Desert Storm.

Her plane was hit, so she bailed out over enemy territory with just whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. She drank the whiskey to save the bottle, landed among 20 Iraqi troops, shot 15, killed four with her knife until it broke, and took out the last with her bare hands.” The shocked teacher asked, “What’s the moral?” Janie replied, “Dad said, ‘Don’t mess with Mom when she’s been drinking.’”