Three women arrive at the gates of Heaven

Three women arrive at Heaven, greeted by St. Peter: “Don’t step on the ducks!” Heaven is teeming with ducks, and despite their efforts, the first woman steps on one. St. Peter chains her to an ugly man for eternity. The second woman, cautious but unlucky, steps on a duck the next day and gets the same punishment. The third woman tiptoes for months, avoiding every duck. Then St. Peter pairs her with a handsome man. Thrilled, she says, “I don’t know what I did to deserve this!” He sighs, “I stepped on a duck!”

In another heavenly chat, Wanda and Sylvia swap death stories. Wanda froze to death peacefully. Sylvia, suspecting her husband’s affair, searched her house frantically—attic, basement, closets—until a heart attack killed her. Wanda laughs, “If you’d checked the freezer, we’d both be alive!” Share the laughs—this tale’s a heavenly hoot!