TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE

Two nuns at a 7-11 consider buying beer. One hesitates, fearing a scene, but the other grabs a six-pack. At checkout, the cashier looks surprised. The nun explains, “We use it as Catholic shampoo for our hair.” The cashier, unfazed, adds pretzel sticks to the bag, smiles, and says, “The curlers are on the house.”