Finally blonde men jokes!!!!

Blonde man in bathroom: Wife asks if he found shampoo. “Yes, but it’s for dry hair, and mine’s wet.”

Blonde man sees “DO NOT BEND” letter on doormat, spends hours figuring out how to pick it up.

Blonde man on phone: “Wife’s pregnant, contractions two minutes apart!” Doc: “First child?” Man: “No, I’m her husband!”

Blonde man in jail, hanging by feet. Guard: “What are you doing?” Man: “Hanging myself.” Guard: “Rope goes around neck.” Man: “Tried that, couldn’t breathe.”

Italian asks blonde man: “Why do scuba divers fall backward off boats?” Man: “Duh, forward, they’d stay on the boat.”

Friend to blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday.” Man: “Hope it’s not the 13th.”

Two blonde men find three grenades, plan to take them to police. One: “What if one explodes?” Other: “We’ll say we found two.”