A woman meets with her lover

A woman sleeps with her lover, her husband’s best friend. After, the phone rings. She answers, and he overhears: “Hi… Glad you called… Having a great time? … Sounds terrific… Love you. Bye.” She hangs up. “Who was that?” he asks. “My husband,” she says, “telling me about his fishing trip with you.”

Bonus: A man suspects his wife is cheating, comes home early, and finds her disheveled. “Where’s the guy?” he demands. She denies it. Searching, he sees a man in a Tesla outside, throws a fridge at him, has a heart attack, and dies. At Heaven’s gates, St. Peter sends him to hell. Next, the Tesla guy arrives: “A fridge hit me!” St. Peter sends him to hell too. Then, another guy shows up: “I was just sitting in a refrigerator…”